EST. 2026 • PRINTED IN THE USA

STICKERS
WITH ATTITUDE.

Funny. Sarcastic. Backwards. Bumper stickers and decals for people with something to say — laminated, weatherproof, and rated to outlast your car payments.

The lineup

Five collections. Zero subtlety.

11" x 3"

Bumper Classics

The timeless rectangle. Sarcastic driving humor, highway wisdom, and things you'd honk about.

Dropping soon
Mirror print

RearView

Backwards-printed decals that read correctly in the rearview mirror of the car behind you. Their problem, not yours.

Dropping soon
Die-cut

Funny Shapes

Not rectangles. Die-cut oddballs for laptops, water bottles, and toolboxes.

Dropping soon
Equal-opportunity

Political Satire

We roast everybody. Satire aimed in all directions, because power deserves punchlines.

Dropping soon
House brand

Smart-Ass Originals

Original one-liners from the Supply Co. lab. If it made us snort, it made the cut.

Dropping soon

Built like it means it

UV-protective laminateMatte UV shield on every sticker. Sun-fade is the enemy; we armored up.
5+ year vinylThick, premium vinyl rated for 5+ years in all weather conditions.
Waterproof adhesiveRain, car washes, road spray — sticks through all of it.
Eco-solvent inksBright, crisp colors printed with environmentally friendlier inks.

First drop lands soon.

25 original designs. Be first to know — and vote on what gets printed next.

One email when we launch. No spam, no selling your address. We're smart-asses, not monsters.